Boatwash - 70's Party on HMS
Here are the photos I took
when I went to a 70's party on the HMS Belfast, an old british cruiser
moored on the Thames. There were drinks on the rear decks, dancing
in the main mess and officers mess as well as vodka luges and gambling in the
captains cabin. Very cool. Also very bizzare.
on the Aft Deck
Me with Sonya, Jeremy,
Sonya's friend and a whole lot of South East London girls I don't
know. I know they were South East London girls after Jeremy did
his usual stiring act. Bless the boy. He's just too obnoxious.
All the glamorous blonds
together (me included). Blonds definitely have more fun!
Well, I used to know her
name. It could be Victoria but I'm not sure now. Anyway, she said
she used to be a radio operator in the navy so in the interests of having
a label, I will call her Ex-Navy Totty.
Anyway, I met her strolling
along the decks on the way to the mess for a boogie. Well, we got diverted and
ended up taking a whole lot of photos on the front of the ship. Here
Me doing a Village People
'In the Navy' impression near the guns of the bow of the ship (note
correct use of nautical terms).
And here's me in close up.
Don't I look a sexy beast?
Me doing a Titanic
impression with Ex-Navy Totty.
Which then got slightly
Ex-Navy Totty posing in
front of the main guns. Not at all camera shy is this one.
Main Mess, Officers Mess and the Captain's Cabin
In the mess, the main
dancing action was going on. All good.
Cousin Jeremy telling me how
big it really is.
Another shy girl.
"I say, stop, that this
Well, the Iceman
Cometh. Random girl taking vodka from the iceman's appendage.
Have to say, I had a go struggled to get my mouth around it and spilt most
of the vodka down my front. I have no idea how the girls were managing it.
I'm guessing it has to do with more practice.
Girls on a hens night.
They were very naughty. They were insisting that every guy who stepped near
them dropped their pants and stripped off. I obliged on the dropping the
pants but drew the line at completely stripping off. If you not
wearing the proper stripper gear, it's just too hard to get your kit off
in any way that looks like sexy.
Abba girl and the
Spiderman. Have to say that this is one of the weirder shots of the
night in my
Sonya and her Indian love
god. Hubba Hubba Hubba.
Two random girls.
Me and another random (but
nice) girl who looks
completely and utterly constipated in this photo. Sorry.
Alternatively, she is trying to burst her cleavage out of her top by sheer
force of will.
Speaking of cleavage. Me and another random girl
who was memorable for the fact that her top fell down early in the evening revealing all her
frontal glory (I'm sure there are other things she is memorable for). Most impressive.
Ex-Navy Totty and Priscilla,
Queen of the Desert had a pole dancing competition.
Why Priscilla? Well,
that's what she said her name was at the Elusive Camel, a good ole pub
near the Belfast.
Priscilla eyeing up Ex-Navy
How low can they go?
Serious pole dancing
It's getting hotter.
Me not believing what I'm
Shaking that ass!
Full points for flexibility,
we have a winner!
Ex-Navy Totty looking very
happy with herself.
Somewhere towards the end of
the night, I met Jenny. Here's a few more photos. Girls just
love having the photos taken on ships.
Jenny with guns
Posing against turret.
Unfortunately, Jenny wasn't up for sitting astride the gun barrels Cher-style.
Near the prow.