Swingers, Hippies and
Pornstars - Simon's 30th Birthday Party
16 June 2001
Had my 30th birthday at my
place on the 16th of June 2001 - one day after my birthday. It was a
dress up affair. Everyone had to come as a Swinger, Hippy or
Pornstar. I came as a hippy. As for the others, you'll just have
to make up your own mind.
Ruth and Andrew
Ruth and Caroline
Daniel looking like a hippy
talking to Paulie. Ruth in background with permanent alcohol induced
wide grin (love it!).
Some guy (no idea who he is or who
he came with), Caroline and David (Leigh's Hubbie).
Team America - Leilani,
Queen Marleen, Gee (not sure here on name he...but G-string keeps coming to mind so
I'm presuming this is some memory trick I used to remember her name....I
mean, her name wouldn't be g-string would it?) and Jason (Gee's beau).
Andrew, me and Dan.
Me doing the usual with my
Mixing the drinks.
Andrew, Leigh and David
solving the worlds problems.
Simon: "Come on, give
us a kiss Emma."
Doctor Porn (aka Mo, who is
also a doctor in real life) looking fabulous.
Doctor Porn giving Dan
advice on his many sexual dilemmas.
Doctor Porn: "Hey, did
Emma #2: "It wasn't
Doctor Porn: "Okay, it
was me. But it wasn't my fault. I'm completely trolleyed."
#1 And The Bloke
Emma #1 and bloke (forgot
name....sorry). Life doesn't get much better. A beer, a smoke
and a bloke.
Emma's #2 reaction after The
Bloke asked her whether she would do the wild thing dressed up as Bambi
and covered in whipped cream with him. Emma #2 thinks it's a good idea but
Emma #1 doesn't look so sure.....judging by the fact she is lighting up
another cigarette to add to the one already in her mouth..
The Bloke, a minute or two later
"Well....after much consideration, she's up for it! A life long dream come
and Emma #2
Roland showing the basic
moves to some Latvian folk dance.
Emma #2 and Roland playing
hide and seek from each other. Roland has got no clue where she is.
Roland says "Where is
me woman, man?"
Pornstars!! Paul and Terri-anne
Cool lighting, two bodies,
close together, as one. Who can it be?
Paul and Terri-anne....Pornstars!....in.....Fridge
Terri-anne: "Have you
come to fix my fridge?"
Paul: "Yeah. Show
me where it is and I'll get my tool out and fix it for you"
Starting to get naughty....
Well....I never.... (click
here for the sound track)
planet....but fridge now fixed.
unbelievably happy. Paul looking exhausted. These
two are definitely porn stars.
Victoria and Josh
Victoria and Josh:
"Hi....we're here for a swingers party."
Josh: "I put the 'gerrrr'
in 'swinger', baby!"
Josh and Victoria playing it
cool on the couch.
Josh's eyes narrow. He
sees a few people approaching the couch.
Victoria sees them too.
Victoria: "They look
nice. Do you think they'll be up for it?"
sure. Guess I'll have to ask."
Paul....do you SWING?".
Terri-anne...sweet girl that
she is....doesn't quite know what to say....but is grabbing Paul's neck to
stop him from saying anything.
Roland taking a drag.
Me, Emma #2, Dan and Emma
#1. Love Emma #2's admiring look. She thinks I'm a god and
obviously worships me from afar. Alternatively, there's something on
the ceiling which has captured her attention.
The gang again. Me
taking the photo. Emma #2 still looking at the ceiling.
Dan and me.