Colonel Big Tash And The
High Priest of Sleaze
Tamy and the Ruth meister held
a little party at their place with the theme being uniforms. Dan went as a priest and I as a
Saddam Hussein look-a-like - Colonel 'Big Tash' of the 'Wacky Army'.
Priest Of Sleaze
The High Priest Of Sleaze.
Monsignor Danny. Would you confess your sins to this man?
Double Trouble - Colonel Big Tash and The High Priest Of Sleaze
Colonel Big Tash and The
High Priest Of Sleaze. I mess 'em, he bless s'em.
Speaking of the plastic AK47
in my right hand, I had to hide this later in a plastic bag.
Apparently, if you are carrying one in public, the police can legally
shoot you without asking politely first. Daniel, being the true mate
he was, only told me this after walking around the streets of London for
about half an hour.
We also spent a lot of time
on the train. Mainly because we kept missing the stop to Tamy's
house on the way west and catching express trains and missing the top on
the way back.
Hey! It's the construction
worker from the Village People! He's kind of gained a bit of weight.
No more 'I love you to death'. More like 'I smother or crush you to
Watching the detectives.
Don't get cute.
People. No idea what uniforms they are meant to be wearing.
The Hunt For Weapons Of Mass Destruction Goes On ...
Col. Big Tash: "Hi there ...
you have nice weapons of mass distraction. Would you like to hold my
gun and wear one of my g-strings?"
It's weird how much I look
like my father from this angle.
Random Girl: "What a nice
gun you have ... now show me your weapon of mass destruction"
Col. Big Tash: "Oh no! My
weapon of mass destruction has gone missing!"
"I've no idea where the
weapon of mass destruction is hiding ... maybe he was destroyed pre
inspections ... or maybe it's just really cold outside and the weapons
stockpile has shrunk a bit. I did use it quite a bit over the new
"Sigh! He's not going near
my weapons of pleasurable distraction. Not without showing me his
weapon of mass destruction first."
"Man! War is hell! The
weapons of mass destruction have gone missing and so has the girl.
I've also lost my moustache. Life sucks and all I have is a plastic
toy gun to end it all with."
A Post Goth Phase
Dan, High Priest Of Sleaze:
"This goth look is all me ... I'm picking up some real fine post-goth
Post Goth Chick - a girl who
used to be a goth but eventually had to get real, stop visiting Electric
Ballroom and Underground in Camden, catch some sunlight and get a job.